Arceus, this kind of thing would fucking happen when I’m alone. Give someone an opportunity to leave the region for a bit, tell them it’s fine, nothing will happen, nothing will go wrong as I’ll just be in or around Pacifidlog with my PokeGear on me.

But what are the fucking chances this happens? Boy she’s going to get a kick out of seeing me soaked, clinging to Feraligatr’s back here. Where am I? Route 132 or some shit like that.

I have to say, I’m a bit fucking furious right now, mainly because as I write this my PokeGear is being incredibly stupid and malfunctioning, probably ready to die. If it’s not from the water damage and/or heavy trauma after this whole fiasco, I’d be really surprised. Anyways, I’m fine, just a bit banged up and a bit stressed (and you know tired and wet) if you’re curious. I probably should have mentioned that first.

Well I should probably stop now and save whatever energy this thing has left.